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  • Lana Del Rey: And I loved him, I loved him, I loved him, I loved him. And I still love him. I love him.
  • Me: And I'm still pussy-poppin'.
  • Georgie: Shut up. This is serious.

Advice From Alex

  • Alex: I'm going to poop on his face
  • Alex: you should too
  • Me: that would bring an element to our relationship that I'm just not ready for
  • Alex: YOU GUYS NEED TO STEP IT UP